If you look up and slightly to the left, you'll see a horse. Don't worry. It isn't a real horse. It's just a silhouette. Why is there a silhouette of Benjamin Horse on this site? Why are trees in the ground? Why are birds in the sky? Because that's where they go. Don't question it. Just behold its glory.

This website is way better than both previous incantations of ryanconnercomedy.com. For example, this one has stuff on it, whereas the earlier versions contained almost no stuff. No matter where you are on the horse issue, I think we can all agree that more stuff is better than less stuff. That's the type of Christmas spirit that I'm trying to convey here.

Everything is pretty self-explanatory, but I'll explanatory things a little bit. We all know what a calendar is. The same goes for a blog. There are videos and other things on the Stand-Up, Crucial Element, and A$$ Crash Monster pages. Podcast contains mine and Alan Skontra's podcast: Caligula's Grotto. Photos of Things is basically Pictures of Things. It's just a little slang. Jokes for SNL is some of my favorite jokes I have written for Weekend Update. Store, obvious. Testimonials – take a gander. E-Newsletter – sign up.

There isn't really a bio here, but if you look hard enough you can find it elsewhere on the Internet. I trust that you can pull that off.